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In August, Hailee Steinfeld released her debut single and music video -- an upbeat song called "Love Myself. With "Love Myself," Hailee Steinfeld joins a special group of female artists who have released songs about paddling the pink canoe. Here are 21 other examples.

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Every once in a while, a female pop star will come out of nowhere with a hit song all about self-love. The media is quick to assume it's about physical self-love, as in, like, masturbation. I think for me the song just has a really strong self-empowerment message, and whether you take that as something physical or not, it basically means the same thing.

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Subject: Know of any masturbation songs? Subject: RE: Know of any masturbation songs? Do you need music to jerk-off by?

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Like Ryan Gosling after 20 minutes spent rolling around in a dumpster. A dirtbag of the highest order. Definitely one of the best comedown folk ballads about condoms we can think of.

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Everyone loves a good love song, but how about a self-love song? Despite appearing innocent on first listen, there are quite a few songs about masturbation, including ones you've routinely heard on the radio. With a bit of innuendo and wink-nudge lyrics, these songs disguise their risque leanings to make them radio friendly, and they're all the better for it.

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Ok, we all know the different ways to say this, but how about all the different songs from the wonderful eighties that discussed it if somewhat more poetically. Of course, this is the nineties, and you can lose your job for talking about it. Or at least you can lose your job for advocating it being taught, boy what a class that would be, as if you could do it wrong.

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It's Saturday night and I'm alone, I've made no future plans, So I sit me down and I pull out the little old Man, I ain't got a girlfriend and I don't have a date, But that's alright with me coz I love to masturbate. Back in the old days I'd buy some magazines, a six pack of beer and a tub of Vaseline, Penthouse and Hustler were as good as it could get, But I hit the jackpot when I found the Internet. I'm beating my meat, pounding the pud, yeah I'm jacking off! I got a good grip on my joystick, and it ain't Microsoft, I'm flogging my dog, spanking the monkey, ain't computers great!

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Last month, teen actress Hailee Steinfeld released "Love Myself", where she sings about what she can do all on her own, "without you. The video features dancing phalluses, and Gray genders her vibrator as "he," in this tribute to our battery-operated friends. Bitch, never left but I'm back at it, and I'm feelin' myself, jack rabbit Feelin' myself, back off, cause I'm feelin' myself, jack off He be thinking about me when he whacks off, wax on?

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