Ass yo momma jokes

lingerie adameve
dina matos mcgreeveys is gay

I'm posting geek " yo momma " jokes to my Twitter feedand people who think that sort of nonsense is amusing have been replying with even funnier ones that I'm retweeting in an infinite circle of endless insult lulz. Here are a few selections. Follow me for more if you like.

white grils black cock

Yo mama so fat her clothes come in three different sizes large, extra large, and oh my god its coming! Yo mama's so ugly when I took her to the zoo they said, "Thanks for bringing' her back! Yo mama's is so ugly that she entered in the ugly contest they said, "no professionals".

pantie ass 2008 jelsoft enterprises ltd
young twink punished

Just see exhibit A, this groaner of an MVC joke. Here they are:. Your momma's so fat it took three days to download her picture on an OC

novelty rear view nude

Male from the place lava people live. Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck. Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Yo mama's so fat, when she dances at a club, she makes the band skip.

debbie lee asian pasta recipe

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof Yo momma so fat she sued xbox for guessing her weight yo mama so fat that she dont need the internet she's already world wide Yo mama so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her. Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family Yo Mama's so fat, it took Thanos two snaps to kill her.

boob names
eligance escorts fargo
underwater sexual positions

Yo mama so old her first job was as Cain and Abel's babysitter. Yo momma so chatty ever the pastor tries to avoid her. Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

picture of silicone breast implant

Looks like you have JavaScript disabled Find out how to enable JavaScript. Yo Momma so fat, the only letters she knows in the alphabet are K.

paris hillton nude
mature white female

PP : Yo Momma's so old your birth certificate says Expired. Yo Momma's so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo Momma's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

woman ass cam
pics of tinkerbell getting fucked

Yo mommas so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo mommas teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles. Yo mommas so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!

son gets fucked by teacher

Looks like you have JavaScript disabled Find out how to enable JavaScript. Yo Momma so fat, the only letters she knows in the alphabet are K.

Comments

  • Bodie 24 days ago

    The production on this is really well done.

  • Aydin 27 days ago

    she's such a turn on... i love her being chubby amateur radio stores in australia

  • Peter 18 days ago

    good stuff bro keep the uploads coming,