Q: What is the difference between your wife and your job? A: After five years your job still sucks. Q: What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?
Among the student drama societies, clowning troupes and inexplicable international performance art are the comedians of the Edinburgh Fringe. We've picked some of our favourite one-liners and shorter jokes from the class of comics. The Edinburgh Fringe is effectively a chance to spend a month in a beautiful city listening to strangers reveal their every deficiency, mental health issue, relationship woe and flaw as a parent.
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex. What do you get when you do that?
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We feature a lot of jokes for kids here on LaffGaff, and we do try to keep our jokes clean and inoffensive most of the time! That said, we thought it was time we presented some funny jokes for adults too. What were you thinking?
Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Really great dirty jokes.
This site is dedicated to the best jokes. We receive, edit, classify and publish your jokes. Our objective is to make you laugh,! Make everybody laugh!
Not all jokes are meant for kids, that is why we have specifically listed these jokes for adults. Just make sure the kids are not around while you go through them. But of course the jokes are very funny, so you might not be able to control your laughter.