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This much was revealed in a story from The Athletic's Nick Underhill about the lengths Brady goes to keep footballs dry from his centers' "swamp ass. In the story, current and former New England Patriots players said Brady was neurotic about keeping footballs dry. He has been known to stuff towels and powder down his center's pants to keep their sweat from getting on the ball.
And that wet, soupy feeling like as if you sat in something, becomes a normal state of being come August. This is swamp ass. We, as humans, must sweat to regulate our body temperatures.
Skip navigation! At any given moment in the summer monthsmany of us may have a small river of sweat trickling down our backsides. Although it might be something you try desperately to keep to yourself, sometimes you can't hide the fact that your butt is pretty much drenched.
As I write this, I'm sitting in an abnormally cold room, wearing a fleece-and-cashmere blend sweater. My friends and co-workers complain about being sweaty like it's an adorable byproduct of being awkward. No, honey, if you sweat like I do, there's nothing remotely cute about it.
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For those of you that don't know what a Fat Ass Race is let me educate you a bit! The first one was put on in and the format hasn't changed much since then. It's usually a no entry fee, no aid, no awards type thing, pretty much just a big group training run.
As a record-breaking heat wave moves across the East Coast, thousands if not millions of innocent people will find themselves plagued by the awful, sweaty condition known as "swamp butt. It's uncomfortable to say the least—and, um, sorry for the visual—but a few creative docs have found a way to fight the condition with Botox. Dima Ali of WellMedica.