These are jokes. Some of them are old, and as such reflect the tone of the times. Some of them are new, and just as offensive.
These funny Christmas jokes for adults will sure make you laugh. They are the best you will ever find. Table Of Contents.
It's not too early to spread some Christmas cheer, just ask these 14 people who practically didn't even wait until Thanksgiving was over to flood their feeds with intense holiday spirit. And even if you're not a huge fan of Christmas, here is something other than Christmas carol music ugh that'll make this year's holidays a little lighter. Whether you can't wait to share Christmas humor with your adult friends or are drunk from Christmas dinner and want some Santa jokes, Christmas jokes, or dirty holiday jokes to pass around the table, we've got you covered with these 29 jokes that are pretty much PG
This, we can all agree is true. I love this time of year. You can slam your laptop shut when your girlfriend walks into the room and you don't get any disgusted looks.
We all know the Christmas jokes are the best when it involves the Santa and his reindeer you cannot stop laughing. When you are in the certain mood of enjoying the snow then cracking some Christmas jokes will enlighten your experience of having some fun. When you are in a gathering, you must be looking forward you sharing some of your Christmas jokes.
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace" So I bought her nothing. One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister. There's nothing like the joy on a kid's face when he first sees the PlayStation box containing the socks I got him for Christmas.
Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys any more? The barmaid looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it. Will had to explain this riddle to me.