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Many typical gags involve monkey-wrenching morning rituals by supergluing the shampoo top or adding food coloring to toothbrushes, but technology lets unsuspecting victims to be tricked in a new way, by SMS. Chances are she or he will be wondering why you said that, and then you reply with: Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Cute, Hilarious. Depending on the naivete of the victim and if you know their password and have access to their phone this joke can either last a minute or go on for hours.
Waqt nahi ab rone ka Waqt hai baccha hone ka tab kyoun nahi royin thi jab chipak chipak key soi thi jab kiya hai to bharo tab kahti thi aur karo aur karo. Best shayri of the world: Ji karta hai main choom loon uski Tatti main pare us matar k dane ko, kambakht wo to kam se kam uske labo se hokar gujra hoga. Kuch kasme kiye the, kuch vaade kiye the, milenge har kidki darwaje ke peeche, ae bewafa ek baar tu kah de mujhe Raja teri choot ka main baja doonga bazaa
Here you will find the best Nepali jokes and laughter which will make you squeal. This is the one stop app for all Nepali Jokes. You can download one time and enjoy this app offline anytime anywhere. It has a large number of jokes that are selected manually for you to enjoy.
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Santa di bund te finsi ho gayi. Oh sheesha dekh ke malam laga reha si ene nu usda lun khada ho gaya. Ik war santa kol gm feem si, Usde pichhe daku lag gaye, darda oh sari feem kha gaya te usdi bund tiet hogi.
Everybody loves Jokes especially humorous Short jokes. Give below are some of the best SMS jokes messages and sms text jokes for mobile phones. Bring smile on your friend's face by sending these free SMS jokes to their mobile phones.